I am a girl that orders her BBQ brisket with a side of BBQ ribs. I also dabble in the greens, but I feel like no meal is complete without a healthy helpinâ€™ of protein. So it came as quite a surprise, when I â€“ lover of hot dogs, fried chicken, sweet honey ham, and Mongolian beef â€“ was completely repulsed by the new Double Down Sandwich from KFC.
“This one-of-a-kind sandwich features two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets (Original RecipeÂ® or Grilled), two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel’s Sauce. This product is so meaty, thereâ€™s no room for a bun” – The Colonel (I kind of want to RAWR and flex my biceps now).
Packing a ridiculous 1,380 milligrams of sodium per Double Down, it is clear that neither nutrition nor taste were involved in the tasty treatâ€™s development. I can just picture the â€œbrainstormingâ€ of the Double Downâ€¦
[After an edifying evening at a local pub establishment, Bernard and Otis came home looking for a bite to eat.]
Otis: Hey Bernard, whatâ€™s in the fridge?â€
Bernard: There are only two fried chicken patties left over from last night, a couple strips of bacon, a piece of cheese, and some secret sauce from KFC.
Otis: Thatâ€™ll work. Hold up dudeâ€¦I just got the best ideaâ€¦
So was it really that simple? Of course not. Have some of the KFC guys spent too much time taken’ in the Ol’ Colonel’s Secret Recipe? Probably. But I also believe they are a lot smarter than we care to admit.
The KFC Double Down Sandwich has almost become a bizarre food phenomenonâ€¦which may be a stretch, but no one can deny the fact that everyone is talking about it. Bloggers are becoming bonified Double Down taste-testers, Twitter is having a hunger personality crisis, Googleâ€™s new black is KFC redâ€¦the buzz is undeniable.Â I would even go as far to say that this is easily comparable to Britney Spearsâ€“ itâ€™s dirty but you have to try it out at least once.
So my question to you is, was this all for the sake of shock value and brand hoopla?
Double Down Duhr!ï»¿
But who really cares what I think…tell me what you think. Don’t be a coward.